Birthers, Truthers, Moon Landing Hoaxers ...

• No offense to anyone (actually I don't give a shit about it) but people who think that the President's Birth Certificate is a forgery have lost their minds - if they ever had one.  Not only does his Birth Certificate look exactly like mine (and I'm pretty sure that most people living in Trotwood back in the 60's and 70's could not find Kenya on a map) but there is also a newspaper announcement from the date he was born - and the document has also been verified as legit by everybody who has seen it (not looked at internet postings of it - ever hear of Photoshop you fucking dopes)
   
• and the most important piece ... don't you think back in 2006 or so when Barak Obama was thinking about running for President that he would have told his team ... "we have to fix the problem that I was born in Africa to some honky chick that got knocked up by a Kenya tribal leader ... someone give me some ideas, Johnson? Make your mark, tell me what to do"
   
• Oh that's right, someone "found" his real birth certificate from Kenya and posted it on the internet.  Wow, that seems like an unbreakable thing to counter.
   
• Birthers, 911 Truthers (all claims have been squashed by reputable means), Moon landing fakers (12 men who landed on the moon are all lying? ... one of you dopes got punched out by Buzz Aldrin for calling him a liar) ... the consistent theme on all of these people is that they all want to make some money. 
  Get on Sunday morning TV and start talking in tongues and screaming about stupid shit and then tell everyone they're going to hell - the money will flow like you can't believe.
   
• The other consistent theme is this ...
  
  1 - They all make some stupid whacky claim (birthers, truthers, moon landing hoax, Roswell/UFO - just pick one) that the government (oooohhhh not the government) has done something underhanded and is covering it up
  
  2 - Take the real evidence and poke holes in it by mostly lying and/or distorting the data - for example, the one point about the Towers falling from the fire is that steel melts at a certain temperature and that the Tower fire burned at a lower temperature - so therefore the steel could not have allowed the Towers to fall so (and here's the big leap) therefore they were blown up by President Bush - that there is some great logic.
  
  3 - claim that the lack of evidence supporting your stupid claim is proof that the government is covering it up.

        4 - then call people sheep (and also tell people to WAKE UP) when they call you an idiot.

• Time will show you all to be completely fucking nuts