Clark Rants

A collection of clarksremarks.com rants are below.

Some of them have some big time bad language and other assorted crudities ... but there are a few that might fool with you ...

 

Wendy's & Cheese	Weathermen & Pharmacists	Good Ole Days
The Tide is High	Stay away from the light	I got my own virus bitch
Fantastic Four - New	Where's the thermostat	Dreams
Classic Rock Flip Side	Chico and the Man	Let go of the Smart Phone
Snow Storms and Grocery Stores	Mute Buttons	Four-Way Intersections
Classic Rock	Erectile Dysfunction Commercials	Can anyone here write a sentence?
Birthers Truthers and Moon Landings	Paying for Dinner	Lost in Space
Facebook	Hospitals	iPhones & Elevators
Genital Herpes?  Bring it - Let's party	Condoms	Talking in Movie Theaters
Online Dating Sites	Out of Town Weddings	Getting a "Complete Physical"
Bill Buckner & the '86 World Series	Getting off a plane	Song Lyrics
Retail Stores	Motivational Seminars	The Early Years
Told Ya'	Prostate Exam	Perfection
Fix the Reds	Reds had a Team Meeting	Dating
Steroids in Baseball	Mobile Phones and Cancer	Prescription Drug Commercials
Movie Moments	Baseball Playoffs	Man's Best Friend
Activia	Voice Mail	Senator Craig from Idaho
New Year Resolutions	Brushing your teeth	Ted Haggard
Politicians who point	Pat Robertson	Traffic Jams
Love of the game	Public Restroom, Phones & Hygiene	Pete Rose
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