Wendy's and their $#%#%#%#% cheese

What in the world is up with ordering at Wendy's these days?  I can't seem to get a Single order out of my mouth without them interrupting me asking me if I want cheese on it.  I don't know, I said  ketchup (or catsup for the <100 IQ folks), mustard and onions.  Any of those words sound remotely like cheese?

It's a hamburger by default and a cheeseburger when you add cheese ... so why the fuck do they ask me if I want cheese on it?  And why interrupt me too?  Motherfucker I am in the zone at the drive-through, don't interrupt my magic with a stupid question like "Do I want cheese?" ... Fuck your cheese Wendy you little bitch.

But they know that you know that they have the upper hand ... any smart ass comment like "Yeah, I want some cheese and I'll wipe it off my dick at your mom's house later" and it's spit and ass-matter on Single, ketchup-mustard-onions order for car 4 in the drive-through.

Once I ordered "Spicy chicken sandwich plain please" and those dipshits put cheese on it.  You can't even say a word that rhymes with cheese and those goofy bastards will slam a piece of cheese on whatever you order.  Must be the 20 cents a cheese slam that they love.

So next time you're at Wendy's, see if you can order a Single - Ketchup - Lettuce - Mustard at the drive-though window without the cheese question.  I say you will get interrupted (click here Proof Wendy's will insist on cheese) ... and you might want to just answer "no' to avoid the loogies and boogers on the burger.